Contemplating coverting to Hinduism, moving to India, and attempting to join or start a Sangh Parivar organization (far right wing Indian political parties that, at their most extreme, advocate invading Pakistan and purging the subcontinent of all Muslims and Christians.) I could work two minimum wage jobs and save up for a year or three and arrive in Hindustan like Aladdin (in Disneys Aladdin [1992 film]), providing the dollar doesnt weaken over there, and Ill be able to buy a sedan chair and some dalit servants for like $30. Id also pose as a pure Anglo-German (sorry, mom) to emphasize my Aryanness and how that basically makes me exactly the same as a northern Indian. My long term goals would hedge on Indians having not seen many American blockbusters/only seeing them dubbed in Hindi (which Im guessing is unlikely given the high percentage of the population that speaks English) because Id make inspiring fascist speeches by hobbling together villain quotes I find the Muslims lack of faith in our deities... Disturbing, and I bet that dont even know how I got these scars. I think I could last at least a whole fortnight as a public figure before the Spiegel reporter embedded in Delhi gets spooked by a blonde person calling himself an Indo-Aryan, tattles to Mossad, and I get lynched by a mob of Kshatriya after photos leak of me covertly eating a fat American hamburger.
Posted on: Sat, 17 May 2014 22:33:53 +0000
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