Conversation between Rooney and his son. Rooney: I want you to be a great footballer like me. Son: Sure dad.What position did you play before. Rooney: I was a natural attacker. Son: Wow! I love attackers.See Hazard at Chelsea.He is so good! What shows you were an attacker dad? Rooney: I have scored many goals and made many assists. Son: I hear of Frank Lampard who has also scored many goals and has many assists.Have you ever won the golden boot? Rooney: Eer...Not yet but very soon I will son. Son: Not even a pre-season golden boot?(Rooney unable to talk) I have also heard that John Terry has scored many goals.Is he a striker? Rooney: Go to bed son.You have classes tommorrow. Son: I better be a great defender like John Terry than be a miserable striker like you. Rooney: You fool! You were even adopted.Park your things and leave!!!
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 11:03:21 +0000
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