Conversation with a guy at the bookstore HIM: Youre buying Spring Awakening! I watched the musical in college. Great play... Oh, and Bukowski. I could actually marry you. ME: -laughing- Yeah, because thats not awkward. But hey, since we are at it, could you say that to my mum? She thinks Im a lost cause. HIM: -is called forward by the cashier- Youre cool, Bukowski girl. Hope to see you around buying more of those cool books you seem to like. ME: What are you buying? HIM: Nicholas Sparks. ME: I would divorce you before we even got married. Or get cold feet a year before the wedding day. HIM: -laughs- Its for my little sister. ME: So you say, so you say... -más tarde- YO: Mamá... quizás te dé nietitos negros. A vos, que tanto me jodés. MAMÁ: Yo nunca te pedí negros. YO: Tampoco especificaste. Hecha la ley, hecha la trampa.
Posted on: Mon, 19 Jan 2015 23:01:57 +0000
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