Crisis! Crisis! Crisis! The doom & gloom at Manchester United now turning out to be a catastrophe! This is a personal plea to her Majesty, the Queen of Great Britain, please my dear Elizabeth its time for you to intervene and help the poor souls which have endured so much pain in cheering and supporting a team called Manchester United. Reports from Manchester City hospitals say there has been a sudden increase of patients admitted with heart problems caused by this ailing football club. Your majesty you cant allow this to continue, if possible send the Marines to intervene, arrest and jail all the players, close and demolish Old Trafford stadium before Britain loses more people. If you dont do it mum, the world will accuse you of discrimination and ignoring the plight of those troubled souls since you are a die hard Arsenal fan. Thank you her Majesty and hopefully you will treat this as a matter of urgency! To help those who missed this thrilling game, Sunderland won 2-1 on penalty shootouts in the semi-finals of the Capital One Cup whipping & kicking into touch the spent force Man U at Old Trafford. Just to remind you as well that since 2014 Red Devils have only won one game and by the look of things they might get relegated at the end of the season. Word for Sunderland, who are the latest in an increasingly long line of sides whose achievements in beating Manchester United are being overshadowed by the oh my God narrative around Old Trafford. Sunderland were gritty, attacking and determined in the entire game. Arsenal product keeper Mannone kept them in the game with a couple of crucial close-range saves and won them a right to the finals by saving 2 penalties, well done boy! As for Man U what a humiliating way to go out of the semi-finals of a League Cup, at home, in front of your fans and scoring just one penalty, disgraceful team. David moyo looked appalled and appeared unwell. I feel for him, he should just go back to Filabusi where his roots are, l believe his grand parents are still alive!
Posted on: Wed, 22 Jan 2014 23:34:47 +0000
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