D.s Interview in The Poultry Post. |||| Forza Popollo UDP 2015 Campaign |||| P.P: D., while Obama is focusing on Asia, your program is strongly Italian oriented. Is this the right strategy? D.: No, my poulitical program targets all chickens, hens and roosters. I also plan to develop our relationships with French partners. I would say that my ambition is very international. P.P: Yes but a trip in Italy, a slogan in Italian… this looks to be very important for you. D.: Of course it is! A significant portion of our members come from Milan, and they have the strongest demographic growth among members. It is very important to prepare the future! Moreover, as I come from Puglia, I will be able to do a great job over there in terms of strengthening the party’s esprit de corps. P.P: About your campaign slogan Forza Popollo, can you explain to our readers where this idea comes from? D.: Oh, this is quite simple. Everything started with a few Serengeti beers during a trip in Tanzania with my life partner and lover, G., who is also my Campaign Manager. You just take Berlusconi’s FORZA Italia and add POpolo (people) and POLLO (chicken). This slogan outlines the essential values we – and the whole party I think – believe in. P.P: Your Campaign Manager is sounded out to preside over all ministries if your electoral campaign is successful. Is this a rumor? D.: Sure. Actually, I will also appoint a woman for the H&H Ministry (red: Health & Hangover Ministry). P.P: To foster equality of opportunity? D.: Ah, not at all! That’s only because men are so weak and always get sick first (laugh). I need to be surrounded by chickens with strong thighs! P.P: Last question. What is your opinion on the current President’s mandate? D.: Its far too early to draw conclusions. Of course, the beginning of the year has been quiet, but we can’t blame him: all members had very busy schedules. But there are more than 3 months left before the end of his fist mandate. You know, sometimes, a single f**king chicken meeting can change history!
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