>DEATH OF THE OLD COW > >Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head-on and the car comes to a stop. > >The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur, You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving. > >So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it appeared to be very old. > >Well, says the woman, You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there. > >Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face. My God, what happened to you? asks the woman. > >The chauffeur replies, When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me. > >What on earth did you say? asks the woman. > >Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them, Im Nancy Pelosis chauffeur, and Ive just killed the old cow. >
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 16:58:48 +0000