DISCLAIMER: SARCASM AND STRONG LANGUAGE. DO NOT READ ON UNLESS YOU HAVE A TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOUR. Have you ever wished to be the best student in your class, the favorite pet of all your professors? If your answer is yes, then I can help you. Just follow all these down-to-earth suggestions and youll realize you dream. These are the essence of my observations in 15 years of schooling in Vietnam. The perfect ingredient of a magnetizing student is a combination of the following: - A diligent, persistent, intelligent and proactive learner. - An independent and creative thinker/problem solver/doer - A humble friend who is ready to help other students anytime, anywhere - A asshole gunner that everyone just can’t stop hating: do all the exercises in the book, including all those unassigned ones and brag about it as if you have invented the vaccine for Ebola; participate in every discussion in class without even listening to what others are saying; raise your hand to all those questions from the professor that everyone with even a single brain cell can easily answer; make sure the class have to stay after the ring for that extra 15 minutes ‘til you finish your senseless questions. And, the last one, yet the most important. A SUBMISSIVE WUSS WHO NEVER DARE TO QUESTION ANY OF THEIR TEACHING OR IDEAS EVEN WHEN YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE LEAST SHIT OUT OF IT See? Its childs play to be the best student ever. Just follow those and your pathetic life will change in less than 4 weeks. P/s: You may also need to laugh at the top of your lungs to their, mostly lame, jokes.
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 13:22:20 +0000
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