#DIS_HAPPENS_IN_NIGERIA 8-) . . BACK THEN IN SECONDARY SCHOOL..I TOLD MY FRDS THAT IM AN AJEBUTTER SINCE THEY WERE ALL CLAIMING TO BE ONE...BUT THERES THIS MY FRD DAT WANTED TO KNOW IF IS TRUE SINCE SHES A DOUBTING THOMAS...SHE FOLLOWED ME TO MY CRIB...WHEN WE ENTERED OUR STREET SHE WAS LIKE PHLORY WHERE ARE WE GOING? I SAID TO MY CRIB...ARE U TIRED? U CAN GO BACK OH..AV TOLD U MY DAD IS RICH..SHE SAID NO LETS KEEP GOING..WEN WE GOT CLOSER TO MY STREET MY YOUNGER BROTHER RAN TOWARDS ME WEARING A PANT ONLY...CALLING MY NATIVE NAME SAYING #CHIMAMANDA...I IGNORED HIM BUT HE KEPT SHOUTING CAME AND TOUCHED ME...SAYING SEE MUMMY SAY MAKE I TELL U SAY IF YOU LIKE MAKE U DEY MUMU URSEV DEY CLAIM AJEBUTTER U BETA COME HOUSE QUICK BCOS D GARRI WEY WE SOAK WITH SALT AND PALM CANEL 4 LUNCH DON DEY FINISH..BYEBYE . . MY FRD WAS LIKE WTF :O U PIPU DRINK GARRI? :/ I SAID NOPE HES JUST KIDDING..HES A FUNNY BOY . . SHE STILL FOLLOWED ME TO MY HOUSE WHEN WE GOT THERE SHE SAT DOWN..NEXT THING MY SIS WAS CHASING MY BRO I ASKED DEM WHATS IS D MATTER SHE SAID U NO SAY WE NO GET TISSUE.. NA IM DIS BOY CARRY..DAT UR WAEC RESULT HE DON CARRY AM CLEAN NYASH WHEN IM GO TOILET . . I JUST #FAINTED . . . #WAHELSE???
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 07:26:55 +0000
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