==DOINGSPAIN== Episode 33 She did observed well. My words were very limited whenever I entered her restaurant. It was an old strategy of mine I normally employ when I need attention especially in an environment where everyone seem to be talking. It has always paid me. ”Nothing o… Na just my nature…” I replied her. ”Hmmm, I think I like this your nature o…” She teased me further. . **If only you know say e don tey wey I dey eye dis your big round nyash** . ”Thank you” I replied while faking innocence. We talked for sometime before we exchanged contacts. She told me her name is Ifeoma. Hmmm, Ifeoma again? What’s wrong with Enugu people and the name Ifeoma? **I’ll refer to her as Ify in this story** From that day we became friends. She did visited me on few occasions though nothing happened mostly because I was still a virgin then so there was no need to start what I may not finish. All these happened months before I lost my virginity. Armed with my new status as an ex-virgin, I invited her to my house a few days after I returned from the eventful easter celebration. She accepted my invitation and promised to visit me on the 28th of April (three days after my birthday). If only I knew I would not have invited her. It was a bad sêxual experience. A visit I may never recover from its shame! I woke up with butterflies in my stomach. That ‘fluttery’ feeling was really killing me as I imagined how Ify’s planned visit would turn out. This wasn’t her first time of visiting me. She had visited twice before; once when I was squatting with Pius in the first three months after I was offered admission and the other was when I newly packed into my own house which I shared with Uche. But this visit was special. Not just because I had bought a TV and a DVD player which helped to upgrade the face of the room a bit. It was special because I already planned to go the extra mile in my relationship with her. I had tasted the forbidden fruit but now I need a big bite from it. I knew my mission was not going to be easy. Why? Relax, let me let you in. Ify is not just a random girl. She’s a lady who according to my observation might even be two years older than me. She’s also quite intelligent as well as an experienced player in the game and so convincing or, better put, deceiving her into having any sêxual relations with me can only take the grace of the devil himself. Even at that I was ready to take my chances. A rating of her outward disposition on ”Spain’s Beauty Scale” would give her a 2.8 out of 5.0; a fair pass mark if you ask me. . . The extra care and effort I added while I was arranging the room in the morning of that Tuesday as we prepared for lectures must have been noticed by Uche who by now knew I was expecting a female visitor anytime I gave the room extra attention. ”Nna, odika enwe asa n’abia taa nkea I na efichasi na azachasi ebenine” Uche dropped what I knew not whether to classify as a question, a remark or an observation in his undiluted Enugu dialect. ”Nwanne, anam eme expect Ify. The lady anyi na-eri ihe na nke ya” I replied him. ”Bia nwokem, wetin you wan talk sef? Say I dey do extra cleanup anytime woman wan visit me? E be like say you dey craze ni?” I said jokingly as we made to leave for school. . . I got a call from Ify at about 1:30pm informing me that she would be in my house in the next twenty minutes. We had just finished receiving a boring lecture and I was walking to the school canteen to help myself with a bottle of chilled soya milk and okpa when the call came in. I immediately diverted to the school park where I boarded a taxi plying ESUT-Umueze-Agbani route. Fifteen minutes later I was at home, opened my door and windows, luckily there was light so I slid in a foreign popular demand VCD. I was about taking a sit on my bed when I heard the guyman voice of my ‘Personal Adviser on Sinful Matters’ right in my head. ”My guy, you know say dis job no go easy o…but I get plan on how we go fit pull down the walls of Jericho… You know say she go like sit for that your plastic stool as per visitor tinz but I wan make you go carry d sit hide for outside. E go make her to come stay for bed which be advantage already,” the two horned little creature suggested with a devilish smile. My eyes instantly lit up as I reasoned the advice. ”Na true talk be dis o… Kai, you be correct PA,” I thankfully replied as I immediately took the sit out into our compound kitchen.
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