DONT THEY MAKE A HANDSOME COUPLE TOO, THE HEAD QUEEN AND KING OF EMPRESSES AND EMPERORS SINGERS? MAY I REQUEST LADY BARBARA TO HONOR THE PRESENCE OF MY ENGAGEMENT PARTY AND WEDDING + CELEBRATION FOR 13 DAYS AND ON FEB 2ND AND DURING THE CANNES INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL TOO? (MARIE DOES NOT WANT TO BE THE CHINESE BRIDE ANYMORE. SHE DREAMED AND WAS AWAKEN BY THE SPIRIT OF ZEUS TO GIVE THE FLOOR TO ME NOW. I ROYAL BLUE MARITA, ACCORDING TO THE REVELATION GIVEN TO HER BY ALMIGHTY FATHER AND ALLAH ZEUS, IS THE CHINESE WAITING FOREVER BRIDE AFTER ALL. I HAD NO HEART TO POP HER FANTASY WORLD, BUT ALLAH ZEUS DID IT FOR ME AND SHE IS TAKING IT ALL WITH A GRAIN OF SALT AND RESIGNATION THAT I AM THE SUPERSTAR AFTER ALL AND NOT HER. POOR BABY, I STILL WANT TO SHARE THE LIMELIGHT WITH HER AND LET HER STEAL THE SHOW EVERY NOW AND THEN. I CONSOLED HER THAT SHE IS STILL THE RED APPLE WHILE MARTA MARITA MART THE GREEN APPLE.) THE SUPER GRAND MASTER SIAMESE TWINS EMPERORS BRAIN VAN=HAMMER WOKE ME UP IN TIME TO CATCH AND LISTEN TO THIS HANDSOME COUPLE SO I AM TO REQUEST THEM TO HONOR US WITH THEIR PRESENCE. I HAVE A THROBBING MIGRAINE ACTUALLY AND I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO FEEL, WHETHER TO CRY, TO FEEL SAD OR NOSTALGIC. AND I AM REMINDED OF THE OLD FILM THE WAY WE WERE OF THE SUPERSTAR EMPEROR ROBERT REDFORD AND SUPERSTAR EMPRESS LADY BARBARA STREISAND. MAY I HAVE THE SPECIAL REQUEST OF HONORING THEM DURING THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL BY HAVING THE DUMMY EMPRESS MARIE AWARD THEM THE SPECIAL TROPHY FROM THE ORIGINAL SYBIL. THE ORIGINAL SYBIL IS REQUESTING THAT THE OLD FILM THE WAY WE WERE BE RE-SHOWN, AT LEAST THE MAIN HIGHLIGHTS DURING THE CANNES INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL. THE DUET OF THE QUEEN AND KING HEAD OF THE EMPRESSES AND EMPERORS SINGERS REMINDED ME OF THE BOARD GAME I AM SORRY AT WOOLWORTH. THE TWO SIAMESE TWIN SUPER GRAND MASTER EMPERORS RELEASED ME FROM THE BURDEN OF HAVING TO APPROACH EVERYONE TO ASK THEM TO BE MY FRIENDS OR MERE CONTACTS. I WAS TOLD THAT I HAVE BEEN SQUEEZED AND DRAINED OUT OF MY JUICE ALREADY. AFTER ALL I STILL HAVE TO DO MATHEMATICAL CALCULATIONS AND SORT, READ AND DISCARD CORRESPONDENCE THAT FILL MY MAIL BOX IN AN AVALANCHE. I WAS TOLD TOO THAT I NEED NOT FILL OUT SWEEPSTAKES ENTRIES THAT PROMISE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR ME AS I COMPLAINED I AM BEING OVERTAXED OF MY BRAINS ALREADY. I SAID IF THEY REALLY WANT TO GIVE ME THE MONIES, THEY ARE TO DEPOSIT THE MONIES IN MY DUMMY ACCOUNTS IN THE BANKS IN BUCHAREST AND SWITZERLAND STRAIGHT. THE HEAD OF MY CHIEF AUDITORS SIR AND GRAND MASTER SUPER EMPEROR WALTER RUIZ WHO IS GOING WITH US TO THE CANNES INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL PROMISED HE WILL TAKE CARE OF THE DUMMY ACCOUNTS OF ROYAL BLUE MARITA, A.K.A. THE ORIGINAL SYBIL, THE REAL MASTERMIND AND ORCHESTRATOR, I AM BEING CONSTRAINED TO REVEAL TO EVERYONE NOW. HAVING SAID THAT, I AM REMINDING YOU THAT TODAY THE THREE KINGS DAY, THE THREE KINGS WHO WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY TO LOCATE THE MESSIAH TO OFFER GIFTS TO PAY HOMAGE IS THE LAST DAY WHEN I AM TO SHUT THE HEAVENLY GATES OF ALLAH ZEUS AND KEEP THE KEYS LOCKED UP AS THE MASTERMIND HARRY POTTER CAN MAKE THEM DISAPPEAR TOO SO I WILL NOT BE TEMPTED TO OPEN THE GATES AGAIN IF EVER I SOFTEN UP WHEN THE OTHERS KEEP SINGING I AM SORRY. IN SHORT, I NEED NOT WAIT UNTIL 12 MIDNIGHT NEW YORK TIME FOR THE LATECOMERS. I AM TO SLEEP EARLY, RELAX AND LISTEN TO LOVE SONGS AFTER I HAVE DONE MY CALCULATION, SORTING THE MAILS AND TAKING OVER THE ROLES OF EMPRESS MARIE BUT WITH WHOM I AM SHARING THE LIMELIGHT TOO. AFTER ALL SHE IS THE FAVORITE GRAND DAUGHTER OF THE ALMIGHTY EMPEROR CHINESE GRANDPA WHO IS NOT TO ABDICATE EVEN AFTER I HAVE WEDDED ALL MY GRANDMASTER EMPEROR HUSBANDS. I AM BEING TOLD TO MAKE MY FINAL SPEECH AHORA MISMO AND MAKE MY GRAND EXIT AND LEAVE THE FLOOR TO THEM, AS I AM NOW BEING RELIEVED OF THE ROLE OF THE ATLAS SHRUGGED AND THE FOUNTAIN HEAD OF THE AMERICAN AYN RAN. SO LONG FAREWELL.
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 12:13:08 +0000
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