DOWN WITH FREEDOM OF SPEECH UN Stategic solutions for dissolving resistance to the implementation of Agenda 21 (Sustainable Development) Sustainable Development Select Committee no. 4859 by : Fynniuos Dermatitis Dip.stk (hons) Introduction: Section(1) prenote / 2b or02b The committee considers that speech has contributed greatly to civil unrest that has plagued humanity thoughout recorded history. The committee proposes therefore that it is not enough to merely discourage inflammatory speech but that freedom of speech be eradicated, in gradual steps.,This inculdes written, spoken and unspoken, ie.thinking things) Section (2) Summary i Z it2UB4 Considering that many words with derogatory racial, political or religious connotation such as **** or ****** or even ***** **** have already been inhibited by legal process it is likely many punchups at closing time have been avoided. Logic indicates that speech itself is the primary culprit and it would be best if nobody is allowed to say anything.(with the exemption of legally permitted words) . Legislation can then be introduced so Individuals or groups can be charged with commiting an offence under the proposed Freedom of Speech Act. section (3) WiRUsostu PID . Recomended (Socially acceptable) permited words Statements such as Yes Please should be permited. As in the example Question would you like me to stun gun you Answer Yes Please section (4) I 8U2uPig Expenditure The committee does not underestimate the gravity of the undertaking and sets out a salary sliding scale from 4,000 euros (with perks) per annum for law enforcers and a basic of 500,000 euros plus expences for those on committee. A further allowance should be budgeted for stun guns etc. Conclusion The committee agrees that if FOLKS were not allowed to argue who owns what, who is the master race or the chosen ones , or if it was Isaac or his brother, or Jesus or his Mum or my country is better than your country NANANANANAANAAor saying things like You aint nuthin but a mother blummin derogatory commentetc., a Global solution might be found to avoid what looks like becoming all out bedlam on planet Earth. The committe also recognises the need for expeditious expediency and that exemporization must be excluded in expectation of extraneous expostulating exponents of exosomethingorother. The Committee intend to set a good example in applying itself to this new restriction. Thankyou Select Comitee UN. ( United Nutcases )
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