DOWNLOAD FROM A PARKBENCH Today, Thursday, October 17, 2013, contrary to currently popular societal political gossip is the first day of the rest of America, the World and Your life. Since the world did not dissolve in the big debt ceiling powered financial super nova that was predicted. Since, I am, sure you are wondering why, may I offer this modest reality check. I suggest you be securely seated or lying down on the floor this will get seismic. Following is a list of persons and circumstances none of which had anything singularly or collectively to do with this most fortuitous conditional circumstance. Barack Obama, Charles Schumer, Lindsey Graham, John McCain, Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, Ted Cruz, Rick Perry, Michelle Bachman, Ron Paul, Dick Durbin, Cory Booker, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, NASA, Chris Christie, Hillary Clinton, Susan Rice, Diane Feinstein, Wonder Woman, Super Man, Angela Merkel, Vladimir Putin, Edward Snowden, Glenn Greenwald, Chelsea ( formerly Bradley ) Manning, The Guardian, The New York Times, The Economist, The Washington Post, The Times of London, none of the Bushes or Dick Cheney, none of the Jacksons: The Five Dead or Alive or The Rainbow Push Fiscal Libertine or his sons and daughter-in-law, AARP, NAACP, Opinion Polls, Boz Scaggs, Prof. Longhair, North Korea, Dennis Rodman, QE II or any of her horse faced siblings, cousins, spouse or descendents, NAFTA, NATO,ASEA, The Marshall Plan, The Saint Lawrence Seaway, The Suez Canal, Antarctica, The Wizard of Oz, The Shawshank Redemption, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Being There, Jackie Brown, The Fifth Element, The Higgs Boson, Eggs Benedict, The MacBook Black 13, i anything, ie., iOS, iPod, iPhone, iPad , iMac or MacBook Pro, Public Relations, Personal Space, Process Engineering, Desiree Rogers, Nancy Pelosi, New Coke, Bottled Water 12oz., Directed Arbitration, Pulp Fiction, IKEA, IKEA Meat Balls, Dancing With The Stars, True Romance, Kerry Washington, Venus or Serena Williams, Morgan Freeman or Samuel L. Jackson. The thing which did save America, the World and You was a simplistic strategy which took advantage of U.S. government made conditions and circumstances. Federal Reserve Vice-Chairman and soon to be Chairman Janet Yellen and Chairman Ben Bernanke simply started an international Kickstarter Program about three months ago and to date they have raised and received promises in over subscription of their goal of $18 Trillion. Here is how it worked. After the IRS had chased thousands of American private and corporate accounts out of Swiss bank vaults the Swiss were able to access their funds, which had been crowded for decades and unavailable to them to the back of Swiss bank vaults. The removal of American funds rendered the Swiss so thankful that they immediately donated $3 Trillion dollars to the U.S. Treasury Kickstarter Account and within the first month had contributed another $11 Trillion, Oil Sheiks kicked in another $1.5Trillion and Russian Oligarchs living in America and other tax havens kicked in the rest, Bringing the current total, as of noon today EST to $18Trillion and counting. Get down on your knees America you have a lot to be thankful for ! Take your now working credit cards to Cabelas and buy a long gun some ammo and a plane ticket to Washington, D.C. in case the fools who tried to shut the government down start acting funny at Janet Yellens Confirmation Hearing for Federal Reserve Chairman. I recommend something from Beretta in a 12 gauge. Lets meet for lunch at Ruths Chris Steak House on Crystal Drive in Arlington, Virginia and assemble afterwards on The Mall. See you there (This was emailed to me by a Brilliant friend of mine who I happened to run into yesterday, whom, I suppose, would like to remain anonymous)
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 22:54:40 +0000
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