Daleks, the most dangerous beings in the universe. Twisted and full of hate, exterminating all life forms that they consider inferior. Legend has it that the Daleks reign of terror started at the great Skaro party of 5014, when they couldn’t get their non twist top bottles open to celebrate Davross birthday. After much raging at only having a plunger for an arm and an incurable thirst for the tasty beverages, war was waged on the entire universe. Sounds legitimate right? right? Remember rule number one, the Doctor lies! This awesome red New Dalek Paradigm bottle opener not only opens your bottle it does so with sound effects! Yep I am not making that bit up, it actually does talk when you use it to open a bottle. Having a drink has never been so much fun and now you can do it in awesome Doctor Who glory. And remember, next time you see a Dalek offer it a drink. You may just save not only your own life but the entire galaxy. Planet Gallifrey Legal Disclaimer: Please dont offer a Dalek a drink, chances are this story was made up in a clever way to get you to purchase a Doctor Who Talking Dalek Bottle Opener. If you see a Dalek, run. Dont look back, dont offer it a drink, they will exterminate you first chance they get.
Posted on: Tue, 11 Nov 2014 05:17:45 +0000
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