Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, Man, I wish we had something to drink! Jim says, Me too. Yknow, Ive heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.You wanna try it? So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed. The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. Its Jim. Jim says, Hey, how do you feel this morning? Dave says, I feel great, how about you? Jim says, I feel great, too. You dont have a hangover? Dave says, No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often Yeah, well theres just one thing. Whats that? Have you farted yet? No. Well, DONT - cause I landed in New Zealand
Posted on: Mon, 19 May 2014 20:37:35 +0000
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