David Cameron today announced that in the event of a Yes vote, Scotland would not be allowed to share Doctor Who. The BBC confirmed that all episodes of the current series, which have been broadcast with Scot Peter Capaldi in the title role, were shot twice, with Englishman Brian Blessed the alternative Timelord. If Scotland votes Yes, the BBC will immediately switch to broadcasting the Brian Blessed version, which would also feature on future box-sets. Cameron said, Make no mistake the noo, ma wee bauchles. I love Scotland but there will be consequences to Independence. But Alex Salmond countered, This is typical scaremongering. Of course we will retain Doctor Who, they definitely wont stop us. Eh? Plan B? Of course I have. Er... Right, how about this: Doctor Whae; If Capaldis busy we can bring back Tennant, itll be magic. I could appear as Dal-Eck. That Amy Ponds Scottish too, well definitely have her in it. Wahey. Nigel Farage was unavailable for comment. He remains a spunktrumpet.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 11:06:26 +0000
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