*David gets on bws. Is immediately punched by the Blue Power Ranger* David: Dude. Like, DUDE. I think you bruised my... Septum? Paraneium? Scrupula? I dunno, Im lying. Blue: *Nerd Gibberish* *The Ranger proceeds to beat up David / Davids unconvincing stunt double in a mix of bws and random quarry footage* *camera zooms out. All this is being projected on Zordons viewing sphere* *The Power Chamber is full of pale smoke. Pass the Dutchie is playing. Zordon, in a beret, and Alpha, in Nerd Specs are loafing around, Zordon in his tube, both with huge blunts. They are just now exhaling* Z: Like. Like... Whos your favourite? A5: *Shaking* Pokemon? Z: No. Nonono. *Inhales slowly, exhales slowly* Guuuuuy. A5: Like... Ever? Z: I like the German one. Zack. *rolling it on his tongue* Zaaaaaaack A5: *sudden zoom, Dutch Angle, creepy music* ZACKSNOTGERMAN! Z: Kay dude, like, chill. A5: *Creepy* NO ZORDON. I AM TRIPPING BALLS, MAN! THIS STUFF YOU GOT FROM ZED HAS, LIKE, STUFF IN IT. LIKE, CUT INTO IT. PROBABLY PUTTIES. OR ... COPIES OF READERS DIGEST. CRAP. I DUNNO. YOU DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE SINCE RITA LEFT YOU. *Impotently kicks tube* Z: Duuuuuude *inhale, exhale* haaaaarsh. A5: *creepy* I loved her too man, *drops to knees* Riiiiiiita! *sobbing* *Slow Zoom on Zordon, inhaling and uncontrollably giggling.* *Fade, music sting* *Fade in. Davids hand protrudes under a pile of rubble. A sign marks it COLLEGE!”* Blue: *Nerd gibberish* *Blue light blurs for teleport. Nothing happens. Blue shrugs, and runs off doing plane arms* *Davids hand does a thumb up* David: *muffled * COWWEGE! *Power Rangers Music Sting*
Posted on: Fri, 16 Jan 2015 08:33:14 +0000
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