Things Koyote Thinks of While Showering: An alternate reality where my entire familly is made up by actors & actresses. My father would be Jeff Goldblum (Duh) My Mother would be Meryl Streep (She seems very caring) My uncle would be David Duchovny (He would give me my first cig and talk to me about chicks man!) My grandfather would be Harrison Ford (All grandpas are interesting, mine would be the most interesting) My Grandmother would be Judi Dench (She just feels grandmotherly and kinda looks like my actual grandmother!) My cousin would be Jennifer Lawrence (But were only related through marriage so im totally gonna bang her someday) My uncle (as in grandfathers brother) is Gary Oldman. My blood brother is Zach Galifianakis. (why not?)
Posted on: Thu, 01 May 2014 00:07:14 +0000