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Day 3 in the Connemara Rain Museum - major exhibits today a draggle of drenched Germans putting their raincoats on the wet benches before anybody else can get to them and random clumps of French people scraping mould off each other. I stood behind a lady in the post office this morning and noticed that she was developing gills. It also seems that local shoe shops are commissioning special lasts to make broader shoes to accommodate the webbed feet of the populace. On a more positive note - the lobsters have been removed from the bus shelter and the octopus that ate the traffic warden has been given the freedom of Clifden. rumours are coming up-country from Oughterard that a shiny thing was seen yesterday over Tony Trundles house in Kinvara - it may have been the sun - though it could have been his satelite dish breaking loose.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 11:07:41 +0000

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