Day 8 of the 10, 000 push ups in 31 days, It is becoming more difficult with each passing day to hide the facade of doing most of my push ups at work. There are only so many times I can pop up from behind a desk and say "I found it," or try to impersonate the Mary Catherine Gallagher from SNL and shout "SUPERSTAR!" The coworkers are also starting to notice the constantly pulsing vain in my forehead, and keep commenting on the fact that I look like Bruce Banner at 75% of transformation into the Hulk. I can feel the walls starting to close in on me, the pointing of Cheeto stained fingers, and the murmur under coffee tainted breath exclaiming, "Are you doing push ups at work?!?!"
Posted on: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 20:51:33 +0000
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