Day 9 of fighting snot goblins Status: Housebound, snowing outside, weather cold Dear diary. The rabbits are closing in. Every morning I get up and I can see fresh tracks in the snow. So many tracks... so many rabbits... Theyre obviously after my Tunnocks Tea Cakes and I have formed a plan called Shock and awe where I run outside in my pajamas, thus shocking them and scaring them away before they make their final advance. The awe comes in when I realize just how bloody freezing it is outside. Good news. Goblins have retreated and only now appear at those moments theres no tissue in sight anywhere. Bad news. (Besides the rabbits,) I have eaten the last of my Tea Cake supplies in the time it took me to write this post. Obviously time to walk out into the snow. I might be a while...
Posted on: Wed, 21 Jan 2015 08:25:03 +0000
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