Dear All, The below is a modern day, Politically Correct, Risk Cover Approved and Consultant Christmas Greeting Message to all, expressed in Good Faith, and Good Will to all Mankind, at this special time of the Year ! (It is somewhat sad that the world has come to this !) GREETINGS- Please accept with no obligation, real or implied, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer solstice holiday; practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only AUSTRALIA in the southern hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or choice of computer platform of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms and conditions. This greeting is subject to clarification, amendment or withdrawal at anytime. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting, and is subject to national and international copyright laws. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual parameters and application of good tidings for a period of one (1) year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. In no event shall the wisher be liable in contract, tort or otherwise should the subject of the wish fail to materialise, or cause detriment if it does. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 21:49:21 +0000