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Dear Asena, It took Princess P-Butt a whole year to grow that POUND of prime English Angora wool. Thats 365 days of grooming her, cleaning her little pee-butt, combing her matty furnishings. I did NOT hang it on that hook SIX FEET above the floor in order to test your height; I know that youre taller than I am. I can live with shortened handles on my shovels and pitchforks; I can tape over the splinters of my combs and brushes; I can even dig the cats dish out from under the hay every day. HOWEVER, if you ever get into my prime wool again, I will shave you bare and send your fur to Pamela Alley to knit into a purple sweater. You will be the only livestock guardian dog in the world to have to wear a bright purple sweater for warmth!! Love, Dawn
Posted on: Sun, 30 Nov 2014 05:03:36 +0000

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