Dear Ben 10/ Benito / Bentjana If u want us to get - TopicsExpress



          

Dear Ben 10/ Benito / Bentjana If u want us to get along...follow these rules... 1) You don’t come to my place & eat thick slices of cheese & fry bacon.This is a flirtation-ship, not a Feeding Scheme…. 2) Your Job is to make me feel young & Vibrant , everything you do, say and think , will be in line with that. UNGAPHAPHI…. 3) You shall buy your Air-time, at the very least, I do not respond to ‘Please call me’ , I will provide Cologne & Underwear…. 4) You will run some errands , NGIMDALA PHELA… 5) When we’re at the Restaurant, and the Waiter hands you the Bill, you will gracefully pretend to pay the Bill, with my money act like you’re in charge…. 6) NOOOOO! Spur & MacDonalds are not Restaurants ,they are Playgrounds. Play there with your friends, NOT me…. 7) It’s not my responsibility to cook , clean after you , I may be older, but I’m not your Mother….. 8) And I don’t want to know how old your Mother is , I’m not her friend…. 9) STAMINA is not negotiable, otherwise , HAMBAKINI…. 10) You will not refer to me as ‘suster’ or ‘mummy’ . So Voetsek ! in advance….. 11) Another thing, I’m not your Legal guardian , so please…… 12) Last but not least , weight must be maintained. No Ben 10 with a MKHABA. Kind regards, Audrey
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 06:37:21 +0000

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