Dear Covered CA: I am a glue-sniffing rhesus monkey who enrolled online. I would like a job proofreading your website and testing the user experience. I am confident I would do a much better job than the people who apparently did it. Following my experience of severe head trauma during a disagreement with a gang of river otters, I feel uniquely qualified to improve upon your already high UX standards. Furthermore, as a dedicated recreational user of volatile chemicals, I feel I can guarantee UX consistency well within your organizations impressive standards. Also, my zoo friend, Gakkie the Laptev Sea walrus, is hoping for a job reviewing your site far-too-loose security protocols. Hes eight weeks into a major methamphetamine binge, so hes pretty sharp when hes not hiding under the bed with a loaded .357 magnum trying to evade the meta-psycho-death probes the orbiting Space People use to devour our brainstems if were foolish enough to sleep. I am confident he can help make your site even more secure than youve got it. Hopefully so secure that nobody will be able to use it, EVER. Since that appears to be your principle security goal, I feel sure Gakkie would be a welcome addition to the Covered California team. Looking forward to hearing from you.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 21:29:13 +0000
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