Dear Facebook, Please stop recommending that I like politicians. I dont like them, I dont like them at all. Showing me their smiling head shot photos with a not-so-subtle recommendation to like them is frankly kind of creepy. Ive made the mistake of clicking those little buttons and I regret that like no other. My email box is now perpetually full of them trying to milk me for money. Whats up with random military units and military-oriented t-shirt companies, too? I never served in a divisional unit, Im dont play airsoft, and I hardly wear t-shirts anymore (polos and shirts with collars are what grownups wear). And please stop recommending I become friends with complete strangers. Didnt your mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers on the internet? I especially do not want to be friends with that swarthy middle aged guy whos profile pic is a selfie of him all oiled up in a golden thong in all of his transparent white glory, lounged back in a sufficiently suggestive position to make taste bile in my mouth. Im just saying that we probably dont have that much in common. So, think about it, would ya? That is all. Thanks, Nils
Posted on: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 21:08:19 +0000
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