Dear Future wife You must know we will be married forever and never divorce. Should you see a need to leave our marriage, the following must be done to divorce me... *I want our divorce to take place in a church we got married at, by the pastor whove blessed our marriage and all the people who witnessed our vows. If we were able to invite em to witness our marriage, I guess they also have the right to come and witness our divorce.Should any of the witnessed die, forget about the divorce, I wont go for it. :v *I want all my money Ive spent on our wedding celebration, catering,food,drinks and rings ...it will be used on our divorcing celebration,not forgetting the lobola bride prize with interest of 25% compounded annually. :v *Seven goats and two cows must be slaughtered to cleanse your shame of disappointing my ancestors with our divorce... :v all the goats must be green in colour. Strictly no any other colour. *Go and fetch all those woman whove been trying their luck on me, but I refused their proposals coz I valued our marriage and thought I wasnt gonna betray and cheat on you. Please go talk to em on my behalf... :v I want em all. *Your uncles who were negotiating your lobola bride prize must be there to renegotiate my refund. If one of the uncles who was there on negotiations had passed away or something, forget about the divorce I want him there :v *After finishing all of the things above, I want a sourmoon, take me to a place where I took you for our honeymoon, and spent the same period of time we spent on honeymoon. :v better pray that we find the same people we found there the time we were there for our honeymoon, should we find different people..forget about the divorce. If you thought Marrying a Lecock University student aint pap en fleis, you surely havent seen the Divorcing part. :v :v Asena pelo washwa Prof Lecock
Posted on: Tue, 18 Nov 2014 09:16:40 +0000
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