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Dear Lady, WTF is your deal with balls of aluminum foil on the street? Every time I see one, I try to eat it... and inevitably you take it away before I can. It’s outrageous. First of all, do you know what comes in aluminum foil? Chipotle. These metallic delights that you are wrenching away from me probably have barbacoa remnants on them. Maybe even carnitas. And yet you steadfastly REFUSE to let me eat them. Why? Because of your utter certainty that swallowing aluminum foil is “really bad” for me. How could you possibly know that for sure when YOU’VE NEVER LET ME TRY?! Let me break down the basics of the scientific method for you. You develop a hypothesis. Then, you must TEST said hypothesis. Ugh. I don’t know why I even try. This is like explaining string theory to a toddler. You exhaust me. Regards, Roger Biscuits
Posted on: Sat, 17 Aug 2013 15:50:07 +0000

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