Dear Mojo, Since we are not on speaking terms at the moment I - TopicsExpress



          

Dear Mojo, Since we are not on speaking terms at the moment I felt a follow letter was in order. Perhaps at some point you could explain how it is that you are so adept at obedience, agility and jumping, yet somehow you were unable to clear the planter pots that you spewed all over the yard. I mean really!! We made it past the squirrels and the other dogs and I was thrilled at your ability to focus and I was firmly ensconced on my rainbow as I approached the door of your most outstanding potential home. I know damn well you are a saint when meeting dogs indoors. Too bad that back door was open and that Boston girl looked like a squirrel. Oopth! Certainly there was no opportunity to do your meet and greet at that point and just for the record, I know you heard me say you are grounded for life and I realize now, to you that would be the ideal arrangement. Nice try dude...Lucky for you, both the Boston and her owner are loaded with love and patience and they understand your *ahem* special attributes and need for accommodations. Sooooo...we will work on easing you into this transition and then and only then will you get to see that beautiful Boston again. She is bringing some strategies to the table on Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday this week. P.S. You are free to issue kisses on the days she is here. Love, as always, The Management
Posted on: Sun, 10 Aug 2014 22:52:01 +0000

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