Dear Mr Cameron, I am writing to say that we won’t be paying our taxes this month. I’m afraid you and the rest of your Bullingdon Boys have pushed the cost of living up so far that we will need ours to buy ourselves some groceries and maybe a pint or two in our local. I’m sure you’ll understand that everybody needs a break every now and then. If you would be so kind as to bring up the shortfall this month we would be ever so grateful. If you are finding it difficult to cope, just hold back on some of your more, shall we say, luxury items. It’s only for a month after all. Don’t worry yourself too much. You’ll be able to go back to having champagne with your Faberge egg for breakfast in no time at all. If this works out I plan to do the same in June if it’s ok by you. It would be nice to pop down to Skegness beach with the wife & kids while the Sun is shining. Recharge the circuits, y’know. If you do this for us, I’m sure you’ll feel much better about leaving the country in our safe hands when you pop down to the Bahamas in July. I think this could work out quite well for all of us. After all, we’re all in this together. Thanks Dave. Yours, The British Public.
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 07:54:42 +0000
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