Dear Mr. Turtle crossing South Broadway in Tyler Tx, I can only assume that you are a Mr. because it takes some serious Cohonas to attempt such a feat as crossing the busiest roadway in Tyler. Furthermore, I for one would like to know what in the hell are you doing on Broadway? ...What was your motive?...Did you do it on a dare?...Are you cheating on Mrs. Turtle with some Ol Harlett behind the Wal-Mart dumpster?...Are you running away? Whatever the case may be, it mustve been pretty important to you sir...You risked your life, and I commend you for it. As you may have guessed, I cannot end this letter without a little constructive criticism. I dont mean to rub it in your face, but you need to pick up the pace. You had only made it across 2 out of 7 lanes of traffic and it was my observation that you werent getting anywhere in a hurry. I realize that turtles are known for being slow, but you need to block out that stereotype and get that shell to moving. With all that said, I am on your team and stand behind you 100%...EYE OF THE TIGER baby boy...EYE OF THE TIGER!!! I hope you made it...And I hope it was worth it. Your Biggest Fan, Brandon
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 16:23:19 +0000
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