Dear Oreo Cookie, I fear our relationship must come to an end. You - TopicsExpress



          

Dear Oreo Cookie, I fear our relationship must come to an end. You were once the king of cookies with your thick, strong and dependable exterior. Together we dominated the world in every language and every country. Every cookie wanted to be you, and every liquid wanted to be me! But now we must go our separate ways. Over the years, you have begun to shrink. I stuck by your side as your creamy goodness began to disappear - leaving me empty and disappointed. Now, your delicious chocolate cookie has become so thin that with the very touch of me – you begin to fall apart. A shameful heap of brown mush floating all around me. You have sold out for corporate profit, becoming smaller and weaker over time. I am afraid that you simply cannot support me anymore. I am leaving you Chocolate Syrup! It was good while YOU lasted! Sincerely, Milk
Posted on: Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:48:55 +0000

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