Dear Pumpkin Spice Lovers, Trust me when I tell you, I know - TopicsExpress



          

Dear Pumpkin Spice Lovers, Trust me when I tell you, I know that pumpkin and pumpkin related products are some of the greatest things to ever hit your mouth. They are far and away the best things about the autumn season. But thats just it. We arent in Fall yet. Sure, the snowstorm last week that made Calgary look like a Christmas Wonderland was deceiving, but we get like 9 months of cold, fall, wintery weather...can we at least enjoy the next couple of weeks of sunshine? Its not October. I refuse to enjoy Pumpkin Spice beers, lattes, cookies, muffins, and yes, even pumpkin spiced condoms. Not fully by choice. We equinoxally (thats a word...) have 5 days left of Summer. Enjoy it dammit. Go rafting. Sit on patios. Eat strawberry muffins, drink raspberry beers, and use fruity flavored condoms if thats your thing. Just dont let the Pumpkin steal your final days of awesomeness. Love, Matt Berry
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 22:31:10 +0000

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