Dear Righties... Can we talk about climate change for a minute? Now, Don’t worry, I’m not going to start quoting all of the proven scientific facts that 99% of all scientists agree with or anything, so don’t panic or get defensive. You have every right to believe in whatever alternative reality you choose, and as your friend, I applaud you for your imaginative creativity. All I would like to point out here is this, if we could be rational and practical for just a moment, maybe we could agree on something. Maybe. If I’m right about climate change and we clean up our act, we save the planet and humanity in the process. But, if we go your route and do nothing, we all die. So, all I’m saying here is how about a little compromise on this one? You can go around calling me a hippie-dippie tree-hugger liberal WHILE we clean up our act with the environment, just in case. Why not err on the side of caution on this one? I mean, if your fantasy-land, alternative reality is correct, and there’s no such thing as climate change, then what’s the worst thing that could happen here? We get a cleaner planet? And some fresher cleaner air? And plus you get to make fun of all of the stupid paranoid hippies. I believe we can call that a win-win. Sincerely, Your Favorite Pain-in-the-ass Lefty ~Mindy
Posted on: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 13:15:48 +0000
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