Dear Santa... As you know, the promise of you coming and bringing gifts to only good children is about as useful in this house as a poopy flavored lollipop (presumably made yesterday) dipped in 1300 ppm bleach water on the kitchen and slowly creeping through my veins ...since Jen will not allow me to cancel xmas for the cherubic 3 (aka Damiens inverted hex coven) Ive decided to put on my gilly suit, crawl into the woods and pick your fat ass off the moment you attempt to give the revelation trio a gift... If you wanna actually help perhaps you can return my grasp on reality...I lost it somewhere between fecal face paint bloody bleach feet...yours truly...Rand J Csehy
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 15:27:24 +0000
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