Dear Santa I have been a very good boy this year - helping grannies cross the road, leaving doors open for people, smiling at traffic wardens etc etc etc. Please could I have this vehicle for Xmas (preferably without the driver because he either doesnt know what hes doing or he has smirnoff aftershave) because I have a license to drive one & it would make my job quicker & at the drop of a heavy jobbie a damn site more enjoyable. Vroom fxxxing vroom. I promise Ill leave a carrot out for Rudolph.
Posted on: Mon, 22 Sep 2014 17:58:49 +0000