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Dear Silverstein: Is it really necessary that I wash my hands each time I visit the bathroom? I suffer from dry hands and it’s uncomfortable. I mean, sometimes I pretend to wash them so no one looks at me funny. Please help. By the way, I think you’re brilliant. Thanks! Dear Dirty Paws: You’re kidding, right? Wash your goddamn hands and protect us all from disease. Cover your mitts in Bag Balm (cow utter lubricant). If it’s good enough for the cows, it’s good enough for you. If dryness persists, call your doctor, but don’t call me. Case closed. —Silverstein
Posted on: Tue, 25 Jun 2013 06:07:15 +0000

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