Dear Sir, As you swerve your bike along the side of the road - without a helmet while talking on your cell phone - I would like to inform you that YOU are the reason drivers hate people on bikes. We have you to thank each time my fellow cyclists and I (you know, the safe, courteous, law-abiding ones) are needlessly accosted by frustrated motorists. And, for each of those incidents, I hope you stub your toe or spill hot coffee on yourself as small dose of karmic retribution. Your moronic behavior is evidence of your sheer cluelessness, so understand Im telling you this for everyones benefit - including yours. Please get it together. Respectfully, Dana P.S. - At least invest in a helmet. ANY HELMET AT ALL would look infinitely cooler than terrible visor youre wearing.
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 02:08:34 +0000