Dear friends in Chicago and Wichita, Many of you know, or have seen the many fashionable facebook appearances of, the lovely Harrison Ford the cat. She and I are now in need of your help. Due to an impending big move, she is in need of a new home. She is the most playful, glamourous, well-tempered, GLAMOUROUS, dog-like cat in the world and it pains me to give her up but it’s for the best for her. IMPORTANT/APPEALING FACTS ABOUT HARRISON FORD THE CAT: -Her snaggle-tooth. It is huge and hilarious and beautiful and trashy and remarkably in only one of these pictures but you will laugh for 4 hours each time you see it. -Gets along with dogs and cats, enjoys graphically bathing them in front of you -She is Americas Next Top Plus-Size cat model. Do you want to own the next social-network-famous cat? If you can dream it she will achieve it. -She is an indoor cat but galactically enjoys going for walks in her harness. FAVOURITE TOY: her stuffed Millenium Falcon. Yeah. Let that sink in. You could play with Harrison Ford…and the Millenium Falcon…. FAVOURITE COSTUME: polka-dot sundress FAVOURITE SONG: Milkshake by Kelis I will admittedly be incredibly selective with where she ends up due to my attachment to her. She will come with a litter box and a big bag o food and I will personally deliver her to you. Please let me know if you or anyone you dearly love and trust would like to own my beautiful friend.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 00:45:49 +0000
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