Dear ryan gosling, why are you so hot? And also, why wont you respond to any of my messages? I can see that you r on fb the little green dot keeps popping up next to your name on the chat thingy. Have i done something to upset you? And also, im sorry about the events that took place on december 26 between the hours of 1am and 3am last year. How was i supposed to know that you didnt want me at your families xmas party just because weve never met each other/spoken to one another before? And also, i really think the cops where over reacting when they maced me and beat the shit out of me. I was really just trying to show you and your girlfriend my collection of machetes/gas can/matches i keep in my trunk at all times to kill and dispose of anyone that tries to harm u/and also i keep them around so i can kill your girlfriend. How could i have known she doesnt want me to murder her? Doesnt she understand that you were put on this earth to be my life partner? Havnt you told her about us, ryan? She obviously doesnt under stand how complex your heart is. But i do. I understand, ryan.And also, im not mad at u. I can never stay mad at you. I honestly dont believe you were the one that called the cops, even though u told me u did. Why would you say that? And also when r we going to get together to talk about my new idea for a movie starring you.....and me.....its about a serial killer. That one guy who directed blue valentine has allready agreed to direct.....and by agreed to direct i meen taken out a restraining order against me....(sigh). Please right back soon. ;) bryan
Posted on: Mon, 05 Aug 2013 15:56:56 +0000
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