Dear spider in my bathroom, As you came down from the ceiling like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible; you obviously dont the rules. I for one do not have problems with your kind. I find them helpful against the freeloading and destructive bugs that cause the world issues. But you must know that I will leave you be as long as you know the rules. 1.) Stay out of my bubble. No swinging down towards my face, dont be where my hand, foot, arm, and head may come towards you. 2.) Dont put your webbing all over the place, Im messy enough I don[t need to clean your mess as well. 3.) Do your part and Ill do mine. If I need to spray poison because the bug problem is too much for you, Im sorry if you suffer. You should have called for back up. Now you know these simple rules. We can co-exist without issue. Go forth with your life and if youre good; Ill get you a Spiderman present.
Posted on: Sat, 03 May 2014 15:16:33 +0000
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