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Dear work. I will be unable to come in tomorrow due to the following reasons. My cat has fleas. My power is out and I cant take a shower. My car broke down. My kid is sick with the bird flu. My dog has bad breath. I have athletes foot. I have to take my pet parakeet to the eye doctor to get contacts. I lost my pet gerbil at a bubble party. Been invited to the white house for beer with someone named Obama. My dog is constipated. Oh and lastly I just dont feel like it. No but seriously its my day off. :-) :-)
Posted on: Wed, 28 Aug 2013 03:04:47 +0000

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