Dearest Readers, Happy New Year! We go into this year united in the front of discovering the true identity of Marquise Rap. We hope that this year will reap more intel than the failure of 2014. 2015 looks bright indeed. Or that could be the 10000 megawatt lamp shining into my eyes as I write this update from my interrogation cell. Yes, sweet readers, I have been captured by Marquise Raps squad members themselves and am currently facing interrogation. But I will not break. I will reveal nothing. You have nothing to fear. On the subject of the squad members who have kidnapped me: they are all tall, skinny, and clothed in heavy red curtains and lots of bling. Their faces are shielded by enormous and extremely fashionable glasses. I must try to nab a pair, they are quite excellent. Hopefully I will manage to escape this cell and make my way back to HQ. Perhaps I will be able to gather more intel from this place before I make my daring escape. Whatever happens, never fear. I will tell the fabulous but evil squad nothing.
Posted on: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 00:07:09 +0000
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