Diary of an Amazonian Picker: Post-Peak Day JobSuck Dear Diary: As a culture, we have become lazy consumers, willing to spend money on the most ridiculous items. Have I mentioned the yodeling pickle? (Exhibit A below)? What about the bacon wallet? (Exhibit B) or the Fun Fins (Exhibit C) which allow you to adorn yourself with a shark fin hat for daily dry-land use. Well it seems that the manufactures have either caught our laziness or figured since we have such stunningly low standards for what well buy, have realized they no longer need to try. I have passed several times the gender-predictor kit (Exhibit D) and was intrigued at the science involved. Yesterday, curiosity got the better of me and I slipped open the box just enough to slip the directions past what look like a small magnifying glass (but I did get only a brief glance at it since I was hurrying--opening product is highly frowned upon). The directions read: 1) look for a penis 2) repeat if necessary Tears of frustration blinded me the rest of the shift
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 13:12:32 +0000
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