Did the Priest lie........???? A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her: Woman: Father, may I ask a favor? Priest: Of course. What may I do for you? Woman: Well, I bought an expensive womans electronic hair dryer for my mothers birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and Im afraid theyll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me.... Under your robe perhaps? Priest: I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie. Woman: With your honest face, Father, no one will question you. When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. Custom Officer: Father, do you have anything to declare? Priest: From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare. The official thought this answer strange. Custom Officer: And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor? Priest: I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused. Custom Officer: (Roaring with laughter, said) Go ahead, Father. Next! Now............... truly, did the priest lie???
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 08:05:55 +0000
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