Different types of people on facebook: 1. THE UNHEALTHY: They always have stomach ache, headache, back ache etc. Facebook is not a clinic hey. 2. THE LIARS: Lie abt their age, marital status and use ridiculous names like MissDee More, Bucy Swaggalicious, Tctc Angel, Miss (wat wat) pee or tee, pinkytoBadt, Manchester etc. 3. THE WITCH: They always like status about death, bad news and sickness. 4. THE TRAVELLERS: Today in Dubai, tomorrow heading to Italy or London, next Sudan! 5. WEATHER FORECASTERS: They update mostly wen it rains, cold, its hot in Lagos etc 6. PREACHERS: This are mostly single men/ ladies who act holy and write Bible/Quran verses mostly on my updates. Useless set of people 7. THE CONFUSED: They are married today, engaged tomorrow, next day in an open relationship, in a complicated relationship, single or divorced etc. 8. THE HATER: They will never like or comment ur posts except when they have something negative to say about you or your posts. 9. THE FIGHTER: All they do is to seek trouble on peoples post, they comment awkwardly in order to start a fight. 10. THE ITK (I Too Know): They will always complain that ure always online, they will say; are you jobless? Man get a life and stop facebooking. 11.The Comedian,has a serious sense of humour,only on facebook for the jokes,most are curious about her private life,does not really mind what people think about her,will do anything even silly just for the laughs,a happy go woman....ok hold 12.The reserved ones,they stalk your profile and every post in silence,they even set notifications for when you post,they admire and criticize in their silence,they fall in love with you and out of love as well in their silence but the thing is half the time you dont know they exist! . Now Which Category do you belong to???
Posted on: Mon, 19 May 2014 11:34:01 +0000
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