Directions for simultaneously yellowing every white fabric in your house: 1) Boil a batch of maple sap on stovetop for about six hours. 2) With about three hours of boiling remaining, leave the house (make sure to forget to set an alarm). 3) Get engrossed in a movie. And, voila! Yellow curtains. And bed coverings. And whatever else. So easy, anyone can do it, but its even easier if youre an idiot. No extra charge for the pleasant odor.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 22:35:47 +0000