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Dit you guys know that the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster actually gives MATHEMATICAL proof of His Holy Noodliness? The FSM exists, which is opposite to non-existence, which is 0 (null). The FSM is not Null, therefore FSM ≠ 0. To prove this we use the equation F = MA (force equal to mass time acceleration), leading us to (MA)SM≠0 = MASM≠0. MASM stands for microsoft assembler, MASM exists therefore MASM≠0. Even Einstein was aware of FSM≠0, through his E=mc2: E=mc2=M-e/c2=e/(cc), FS(e/cc)≠0, FSE/cc≠0 and since both FSE and SEC exist this cannot be anything but correct. Even better: FSE/CC exists so even more prove. Now that we have proven all the above, we have also proven that FSM≠0 and therefore this is the one true church. Praise Spaghetti!
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 11:47:42 +0000

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