#DoiY Season 6 ep 67 (Zwide Port Elizabeth) Stera was on his way back home from the shop. His phone rang. Stera eyta ola Gwaiza Gwaiza ngqina uphi? Stera ndizongena istrato sam, wena? Gwaiza ndime phandle apha kuwe. Uhamba ngenyawo ndibona itransie apha kuwe Stera ewe fethu, ndilapha ngakum. Stera walked towards Gwaiza car. Gwaiza got out of the car. Stera mojo fethu Gwaiza Mojo sani they sat on the pavement. Stera looked at Gwaiza, he could tell there was something wrong with his best friend. Stera ugrand Gwaiza fethu? Gwaiza faced down and began to cry. Stera buspanile? Gwaiza (sniff, sniff) ja fethu, ndingene usix two. Ndisuka khona ngoku Stera noticed that his friend was crying. Stera awu fethu uyakhala? Gwaiza ey fethu. Oko ndingekho grand kwase span fethu. Ndifownelwe ngumama joe, grootman ibiye for isurgery namhlanje? Stera ntoni loyo? Gwaiza operation Stera Stera oh ok. Yeses injani igroti ngoku? Gwaiza kuthiwa oko ixhozula fethu izolo Stera kept quiet, he didnt know what to say. Stera eish fethu, kuzoba grand. Thixo ukhona sani, mbeke imithandazweni yakho Gwaiza was surprised to hear Stera speak to him in that manner. Gwaiza wiped his eyes. Gwaiza ey fethu so waphelela phi noNomathemba? Stera eish, fethu siphele pha kuye Gwaiza ungcolile sani, uyitshizile lajive(infected her) Stera eish ha a sani bendizombala qha bekungekho dash (condom). Besendimmuffile, ndamtokola. Yere fethu xa ndizomfaka uBhele ndayeka. Ndaphakama ndanxiba ndavaya Gwaiza was shocked when he heard this. Gwaiza wena wonke uyeke ikuku. Worse la mntana uNomathemba upakile Stera ey fethu worse ebenxibe imeva (g string) ebomvu Gwaiza THIXO STERA!! Wamyeka? Stera ewe ngqina. Gwaiza ngoba fethu? Stera fethu ngoku ndimuffa, ndiye ndacinga mfowethu. Ndimoshe ubomi babantu abaninzi, Phumla, Noxolo, wena, Nozala and nale ntwana yase ndlini. So ngoku ndizomphuza ndamjonga la mntana, ndazixelela ukuba soze ndiphelise ubomi bakhe ngenxayembatyo yam Gwaiza hey Stera mfethu, wena wonke. Rha izinto ziyenzeka sani. So lento ithetha ntoni? Stera fethu bendingeno msulela ngalento ndinayo. Fethu lixesha for ukuba nditshintshe fethu. Emveni senze lento kuMangena ndizofuna ispaan Gwaiza fethu userious ngalento kaMangena? Stera izonya lakaka for lento iyenze kuta Nko Gwaiza noba ndinothini ingqondo yakho? Stera ha fethu izocisha labhentse fethu kakade kudala ndayicapukela Gwaiza shook his head. Gwaiza khati amanzi joe? Stera uya nini ekapa? Gwaiza ndiya kuleweekend they got up and walked towards the house. (Bluewater Bay Port Elizabeth) Svig was in the kitchen washing a few dishes. As he was washing these dishes he began to sing. Svig (singing) uyadyola enext door! Ayi ubaba wami uyadyol enext door! Uyalila umama owa, ubab udyole next door Noxolo walked in as he was singing. Noxolo yuuuh ndayigqibela nini lo ngoma Svig screamed and dropped a dish on floor. He placed his right hand on his chest. Svig yuuuh hayi maan wena ntoni undothusa. Worse nditshiswa yituwa. Ndiphants uzinyela Noxolo hahahahahaahha xolo petsetse. Akosecleani apha. Khange uziqobe? Svig ndiright ngoku qha, nasemsebenzini ndiya ngoqhela. Qha ndiphuma early kude ndibe hundred percent Noxolo tshisa ntombi Svig qha akho madoda pha. Kugcwele amabhaca peto. Noxolo ke ungazithatheli ibhaca Svig (sniff! Sniff!!)Yaliva elivumba? Noxolo had a confused look on her face. Noxolo ha a andiliva elovumba mna. Kunuka ntoni Svig kunuka lenyahope ubuyitshayile hahahahahahaahaha tshi ndizolithini ibhaca. Rha linga ndivalela imini nobusuku oko lindikhwela Noxolo burst out laughing. Noxolo peto simenywe kwibaby shower emotherwell this weekend. Svig thixo wam ezifarma. Ntoni ingathi kanti ibise walmer heights kwindawo iziqhafu qhafu andiyazi undisaphi efarma. Tywala buzobe bukhona? Noxolo ewe tshi Svig smiled, Svig ok nomprityi zesiye Noxolo uyadika ngala magama Svig placed his left hand on his buttocks. Svig move! Move! Move! Izophuma lekaka Noxolo thizba wam unganukisi Svig yuuuuh ha a sana ngabantu abanempundu eziplati abanukisayo hahhahahahaha he rushed to the toilet. (Khayelitsha Cape Town) Cynthia has just got back from work and was in her bedroom playing with her son. Her mother walked in. Gloria molo sisi! Cynthia tshi molo sisi Gloria kwanjani emsebenzini? Cynthia yooh bekubusy vah, kuphela inyanga namhlanje Gloria stood by the bedroom door. Gloria Cynthia kwenzeka ntoni ngawe? Cynthia what do you mean sisi? Gloria lebenz imane isiza apha. Ngubani la mfana? Cynthia hes a friend sisi Gloria shook her head. Cynthia why are you shaking your head? Gloria I hope you know lento uyenzayo Cynthia please ungangeni into zam. Ndikuxelele hes just a friend. Gloria andifuni ubhatyaze Cynthia. Uyayazi kweliKapa waziwa ungumntu kaNkosinathi. Cynthia sisi ndicela undiyeke toe Gloria walked out of the bedroom. Then Cynthias phone rang. Cynthia hello! Nozuko chomie! Ude wathini ngokuya kuSizwe? Cynthia andikayazi nangoku ndithini Nozuko iya nje. Awubaweli uyibona indlu yakhe? Cynthia ewe ndiyabawela I wont lie Nozuko iya peto. Vuma lomfana, uzotsho uyeke uyooutwa kwifla ezise back Cynthia I really dont know what to do. Ndiya ndimthanda lo mfana Nozuko mvume before uzisole Cynthia uyeza pha ngoeight late uSizwe. I will no then what to do Nozuko uphathe icondoms Cynthia sudika Nozuko, masithethe ngomso ngoku funeka ndivase uSiyabonga azolala chomie Nozuko ok friend bye then she hung up. Cythia took her son to the bathroom. (KwaLanga Cape Town) Gwaizas mother was in the kitchen preparing supper for her, Mamsukwini and Khanya. Then there was a knock on the door. Gwaizas mother come in Mamsukwini walked in singing. Mamsukwini (singing)kulungile baba! Kulungile baba! Tsi my Lord and survivor (saver) Jesus Thrist. Hallelujah Amen. Ngena Khanya, suhlola suza nento zasezilalini apha. Awuyazi akumiwa emnyango. Khanya walked in with a grin on her face and closed the door. She sat down. Mamsukwini looked at her. Mamsukwini hayi hayi hayi. Wahlala uMamtshawe ekera itapile, kera eza tapile tshi. Khanya got up and helped Gwaiza mother peal potatoes. Gwaizas mother enkosi bhabha Khanya akho ngaxaki mama Mamsukwini smiled. Mamsukwini intle lento ndiyibonayo. Umazala nomakoti bencokola then she folded her arms. Gwaiza makoti kaBongani? Mamsukwini hayi! Tshi yimoffie uBongani. Ngumakoti kaNkonko lo Gwaizas mother uCynthia athini? Mamsukwini heke ndizothetha nawe ngalonto.(To be continued)
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 19:22:19 +0000
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