Dont besmirch the name of Pam Oliver, near sainthood for all black female sideline reporters. You say her hair is messed up? That mane protected any brain damage she might get from all the balls flying at her head (pause)...Its a protective deterrent for all foreign and domestic ball attacks (Presidential pause)...Her sideline manner is better than more than 4/5 of all sideline reporters. Does her job. Informs the audience. Accepts Namaths fur coat gifts. Everything you want in a sideline reporter. Plus, shes like the Pam Grier of female sideline reporters /Namath likes to call her Uhura...
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 04:02:18 +0000