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Dont know what it is but I have had no political literature in my mailbox whatsoever this election. There could be many reasons for that of course 1. Im in Peter Dunnothings electorate so maybe hes just trying to work out which team he will slut up to so cant really put anything in writing yet 2. The gnats are so arrogant they think they dont need to put any literature in my box 3. The chardonnay socialists are still deciding what wishy washy, non invasive, non binding bullshit they can come up with that doesnt offend me and drop them even further down in the polls 4. The Greens wont come near the letter box cos its all on concrete and I have one of those horrible car things parked next to the box, so I wont be able to find out what incentives theyre going to give me to put in solar power. 5. The intercom.notmuch party are stoned and cant find the box but wouldnt be seen dead doing flyers any way. Theyll try and hack me later. 6. The conservative Party are elsewhere trying to con some poor bastard that they can save the world by lunctime And of course 7. The NZ First Narcissist Party - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 23:53:53 +0000

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